by Oliver Davies.
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.
Rachel Wilson for president
HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE
With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.